I received some unfortunate news recently. Our GM will be unavailable for the near future. Unfortunately, it looks as though we'll have to push the SHIT to Spring 2027.
Unfortunately, we were unable to secure a deal for October 1st – 4th.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE SHIT IS OVER!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen! We're looking ahead to SPRING 2027 for the triumphant, thunderous, potentially ill-advised RETURN OF THE SHIT!
That's right! We are currently in negotiations with the Commonwealth of Virginia, and they are apparently VERY excited about the possibility of opening their doors and letting the SHIT come rolling into town!
WHEN SHOULD WE HAVE THE SHIT?
Should Easter weekend once again be overflowing with SHIT, just like the legendary Asheville edition? Or should we unleash the SHIT upon another weekend and give some other unsuspecting portion of the calendar a chance to experience what happens when this team gets together?
Because remember...
That's right. Every player. Every game. Every questionable decision. Every road trip. Every late-night discussion that somehow begins with hockey and ends somewhere completely different.
So before we fire up the buses, polish the trophies, order another suspiciously large quantity of commemorative shot glasses, book hotel rooms, notify the authorities, and ask the Commonwealth of Virginia whether they have any sort of maximum allowable SHIT ordinance, we need your input.
Send me an email with your contact information and, most importantly, your thoughts on when we should make the SHIT happen: chonks@portricheyhockey.com
Thanks again everyone, hope to see you soon!