We’re kicking things off with the 1st Annual PRHT Burgers & Brews! I’ll be firing up the grill, attempting to not burn down the complex, and cranking out burgers and brats like a short-order cook on a mission. Rolling into town Friday? Perfect—this is your welcome wagon. Already here since Thursday? Sorry, you’re not off the hook, be here!

Menu highlights: juicy burgers, sizzling brats, piles of chips, and a hand-picked lineup of Georgia craft beers to keep your thirst under control (or maybe not). Dress code? Hawaiian shirts, the louder the better. We’ll toast our Hall of Fame members with color and questionable fashion choices.

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When the grills cool down, we’re not done yet. We’re migrating toLine Creek Brewing  to keep the party rolling. Bad news first: the private room’s already booked. But don’t panic! Right after Burgers & Brews, I’ll storm the brewery and assemble a few tables like a caffeinated game of human Tetris on steroids. Everyone show up around 5PM, fight for your spot like it’s the last donut on Earth, and by 6PM the music kicks off—perfect time to sip a pint, unleash your inner rock star, and bust out dance moves so questionable they’ll be talked about for generations.

Plan on good beer, live music, and some top-notch company. And for those already feeling “too old for this,” don’t worry—they shut the place down at 10 PM. You’ll be home in time to complain about the evening news.

For the early birds—and by “early” I mean anyone awake before the Waffle House lunch rush—downtown Newnan is your playground on Saturday morning. First stop: Christy’s. Their breakfast is so good, you’ll forget you hit snooze eight times. Get the bacon, get the biscuits, get whatever—it all tastes like victory.

Then, shuffle your syrup-stained self over toMarket Day  Picture Amazon, Etsy, and a county fair all had a baby—but with fewer shipping fees and more people offering you samples. The courthouse square explodes with 50+ booths of goodies: local produce, honey, jams, pottery, wood art, baskets, baked goods, and furniture you didn’t know you needed until you sit on it. There’s even a solid chance you’ll leave with a birdhouse that makes your neighbor’s “Home Depot special” look like garbage. And the best part? Admission is free—because Main Street Newnan knows you need that cash for kettle corn.

After shopping, your choices are simple: hydrate with water like a responsible adult, or pop intoAce Beer Growlers  for a pint and start collecting brews like they’re rare baseball cards. Want BBQ?The Oink Joint  has you covered. Just follow the smoke and the faint sound of angels singing.

Now, no Saturday is complete without football. My tradition? Watching the University of Michigan Wolverines do what they do best: make other teams question their life choices. This week it’s the Wisconsin Badgers, who will probably wish they’d scheduled a knitting circle instead. Game time is Noon o'clock, which works out great because Abide Brewing will open at Noon and hold their annual HogtoberFest celebration:

Finally, the cherry on top: dinner at La Parilla in Ashley Park. This place is so reliable, it makes Chick-fil-A jealous. I’ve never had a bad meal here, and if you add a margarita or two, you won’t care if you accidentally order in broken Spanish. It’s the perfect way to wrap up a Saturday that basically wins the weekend.